Whenever I’m sad I just think how Canadians say ‘about’ and I’m happy again
oh my god
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do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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Would you be mad if we were friends and I hated your boyfriend and then texted you “hey ur bf sux LOL”?
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The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
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